"not all feminists are fat, hairy, lesbians"
why is being a “fat, hairy lesbian” a bad thing
why do u feel the need to throw other women under the bus to defend feminism
Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.
the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling.
the future is now
how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.
Gauges everywhere but his ears what
The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.
Reminds me of this conspiracy theory.
our leather-daddy asthmatic boss
**our leather-daddy asthmatic boss**
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER
*throws life away* *misses trashcan by like 20 feet*